劝学

The sun shines brightly in the sky

Carrying his backpack, he goes to school

He feels not only the flowers, but even female classmates are smiling at him

He didn't think he was wrong

But the female classmate said to him

She laughs at him for being a fake rapper

All he can make is ad-lib sounds like 'bow bow'

He says he is a real rapper

He is a fake playboy

Ask him to open his mouth and sing

It's harder for him than a mute person

Whenever in class, he is sleepier than his classmates

Whenever class ends, he fears classmates asking:

If too many indie-loving guys love indie songs

Is indie music still indie then?

If the indie guy drives a Volkswagen car

Will his Volkswagen car become an indie car?

Indie guy says listening hurts so much

Question: does his foot hurt or is it angina?

Since it hurts so much, send him home to use his medical insurance

Open his WeChat profile: Ambulance! Send him to Iceland!

Given: the lower the education, the cooler the rap

The cooler the rap, the better rap university you enter

And the better the university, the higher the education

Therefore, low education equals high education

Hey Brother ASEN is my day one

But my legs get weak as soon as I see test papers

When I'm in old school, I never look at the blackboard

I swear to tear down this whole classroom

I'll be a rap star rap star

Call the principal to be my backup

Wu~ won't bow my head even when scolded

Turn on Auto-tune and I'm like Pikachu

I'll be a rap star rap star

Hanging out at nightclubs every day, not home at night

Wu~ shawty don't be shy

Chinese rap is waiting for me to take the lead

I'm a street star rap artist

How could I recite Li Bai then Du Fu every day?

The English class rep added me on social media, but I rejected her

Because I don't hang out with people who flex foreign languages

As a result, the class rep immediately snitched on me

Said they'd call my parents, and my parents arrived right away

Hey classmate, come over, let me tell you a secret

I'm gonna gang gang beat up the snitch who loves to report people!

'Hey classmate, you do rap now and don't study

Careful or your parents will skin you alive'

'Doesn't matter, after graduation I'll go to Chengdu to rap

I will stand out, it's not empty talk'

'Why must you go to Chengdu?

Could going to Chengdu add zeros to the end of your balance?'

'I advise you to stay out of it, I'm going to rap university

Earn some rap money, I don't care about the rest!'

I'll be a rap star rap star

Call the principal to be my backup

Wu~ won't bow my head even when scolded

Turn on Auto-tune and I'm like Pikachu

I'll be a rap star rap star

Hanging out at nightclubs every day, not home at night

Wu~ shawty don't be shy

Chinese rap is waiting for me to take the lead

I'll be a rap star rap star

Call the principal to be my backup

Wu~ won't bow my head even when scolded

Turn on Auto-tune and I'm like Pikachu

I'll be a rap star rap star

Hanging out at nightclubs every day, not home at night

Wu~ shawty don't be shy

Chinese rap is waiting for me to take the lead